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    January 17

    那时的我们(Ⅲ)

    睡觉篇
    说到睡觉,首先想到的人必然是嘬子。。初二,数学课,教师:大蛇,相当威严一老师。嘬子在课上公然睡觉。蛇怒,命可可将其唤起。可领命:“喂,快起来吧。”没反应……急促状:“快起来!”没反应……推搡状:“快点TM起来!”依旧没反应……可怒,一巴掌下去:“你丫快TM起来!!"终于,嘬子抬起头。。只见一条晶莹的液体从其嘴角延伸至下巴,而桌上已有一大滩水迹。蛇见状,未发表评论,转身,大步迈向讲台,背对大家,双手撑住讲台,众人不明所以,但见大蛇双肩大幅度抖动,猜测:他在笑……
     
    再说就说说美国人,美国人不是美国人,但之所以叫他美国人是因为他行为思维均异于正常人。美国人可谓是即时行乐者。初三物理课,美国人困顿,倒桌便睡,松鼠老师用手拍其肩,叫他起床,美国人用力将松鼠之手甩开,口中还发出“嗯(2声)嗯(4声)”的声音。松鼠不死心,又拍,又哼,又被甩,几个回合之后,美国人恼怒,大吼:你烦不烦呀,我要睡觉!然后将书本呵铅笔盒围成倒着的凹字型,中间垫上多功能校服,享受安眠。而松鼠老师立于一旁惊诧的半天没有缓过劲儿来……
    兰兰曾在美术课上的被荒废的P声惊醒,之后东张西望寻找罪魁,不巧,看到嘬子对她诡异的微笑,兰兰马上解释欲澄清,但后果可想而知,越解释越像犯罪分子……这个误会直至今天才被澄清……
    牛探花还曾熟睡到呼噜声响起,回荡在教室……
    我记得还有人上午睡醒了就掏出饭盒跑到讲台去排队等着打饭,那会儿不是得抢着排队么。别人都相当诧异,因为还有一节课才到中午吃饭时间呢。这个人就是喵觅觅同学……

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    honey_gal176 wrote:
    晕。。。。
    对他都没得说了。。。
    Jan. 25
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    wrote:
    还是那么逗啊
    这是我的
    Jan. 22
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    baky觅觅 wrote:
    我记得还有人上午睡醒了就掏出饭盒跑到讲台去排队等着打饭,那会儿不是得抢着排队么。别人都相当诧异,因为还有一节课才到中午吃饭时间呢。记忆深刻...因为这人就是本人..T_T
    Jan. 20
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    芷岸无花 wrote:
    桌子翻了那次不是因为睡觉吧……好象是丁一边晃桌子一边跟我说话,然后瞬间落地……
    Jan. 19
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    未央KASHIN wrote:
    对了,还有丁儿上课睡觉,桌子都翻了……
    Jan. 19
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    莫笑莫笑 wrote:
    牛榜眼?探花吧。。。还有美国人的发生有点怪 是二声和四声吧?
    Jan. 18
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    儒子☆牛 wrote:
    某于,鉨不止是高中,現在也是。某次我跟鉨小弟馬一直忍着不笑。。。
    Jan. 18
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    米夏埃 wrote:
    美国人那个太经典了!
    Jan. 18
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    睿擘 wrote:
    你们老师真惨!!
    不过你们真大胆!!
    Jan. 18
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    芷岸无花 wrote:
    哈哈哈哈哈~我嗓子疼……
    Jan. 18
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    既生于_涛涛 wrote:
    ...我高中也层呼噜声回荡于各科教室里..
    Jan. 18
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    未央KASHIN wrote:
    大姐你真快啊!哈哈哈!好不容从刚才的肚子抽筋中恢复过来,现在又抽儿了~
    Jan. 17

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